TOO FAST FOR SATAN RING

A bold hit of surf-punk energy, forged into a wearable statement. The Too Fast for Satan Ring takes Ozzy Wrong’s iconic artwork and transforms it into a sculptural piece you can carry everywhere. Raw, expressive, and a little chaotic — just like the original drawing.

This ring captures Ozzy’s unmistakable humor and rebellious spirit: fast, fearless, and unapologetically weird. With its carved details and gritty, hand-finished texture, it feels like a tiny relic from Ozzy’s world — a place where surfboards have personalities, rules don’t matter, and speed beats evil every time.